are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
- me: hey wanna play a game
- band member: um okay
- me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
- band member: will
- what comes after t in the alphabet?
- band member: u
- me: who had a little lamb?
- band member: mary
- me: who am i talking to?
- band member: me?
- me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
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i can’t breathe